Library News: April 1, 2010
Kennedy Library goes all-Kindle, gets rid of silly "paper" books.
» Learn more and join our book burning!
Did you *really* need to study at night? Really? We didn't think so either.
» Learn more about our new shorter hours
We decided to join the new millennium and chucked our old Friendster account for our new MySpace page!
» Check out our MySpace, dude!
You kids need to calm down. Also, no more pizza.
» Read about the new Coffee Law
The rest of you don't need them as much.
» Learn more about who can use our labs and when
We just fixed our loud speakers and can finally broadcast music on every floor. The third floor will have open mic every other Monday night, so bring your tambourine. And don't forget about Country-and-Western Wednesday.
» Learn more about our piped-in music!
That's right — we have a new rate. Each check out will now only cost you $10!!
» Find out more about our low-interest loans for borrowing